In order to address “Scotland’s growing obesity problem” (TM.), the Elders of the Calvinist Republic have released a statement which, even considering whatever else they said, still includes a suggestion that eateries could be required to reduce the size of serving-portions.
For my tea, I consumed 1/3 of a packet of pasta and a ratatouille-like mix consisting of a tin of cannellini beans and one of tomatoes, with various mushrooms and carrots and leeks. And garlic.
24/02/2010 at 00:12 |
Just abolish Scotch Pies (and any of their near relatives); problem solved.
And that’s before we get onto the Mock Chop.
24/02/2010 at 00:15 |
That’s not far off the mark… the primary reason for the higher incidence of E. coli infection is our predilection for processed meat pies.
24/02/2010 at 00:14 |
I had pasta shell bolognase owing to a spaghetti shortage in Tesco. It’s not the same without spag.
24/02/2010 at 11:44 |
You pass with flying colours.