Rare Public Admission of the Protocols of the Elders of Capel Seion

Even the Welsh Corgis Are Laughing

Having been activated as a sleeper agent, Julia Gillard has succeeded in what every Seionyst wishes in their dark hearts: to make their respective political systems unmanageable.

Perhaps giddy from this excitement, she appears to have made a grievous but telling slip of the tongue:

Ms Gillard ordered public servants and ministers to prepare to brief the independents and sought advice on what she could offer about policy costings without breaching the caretaker provisions. Ms Gillard also said she had discussed with the independents the possibility of gaining access to “wise elders in the public domain” [...]

Which wise elders are these, Julia?  Or should I say Gwadlys?

Llongyfarchiadau, ewe mwst bw hvwwrhy prywd.

Another Reason to Hate the Welsh

The True Face of Wales

As Julian Assange, Elric-lookalike (minus the nobility and awareness of his own inhumanity) and self-appointed speak of truth to [someone else's] power suggests that it was worth the risk to Afghan informants identified by Wikileaks (but, let us be honest, they may may have been mercenaries) let us turn our eyes from the stupefying political force that the seething colostomy bags of liberal guilt which Assange represents.

And onto the Welsh.