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Hairy-chested King of the Swingers, Tommy Sheridan has announced his intention to contest the Glasgow North-East Westminster constituency, vacated with the apotheosis of St. Michael of the Gorbals.

Having failed in the 2009 Euro Elections to win a seat on an anti-EU ticket, Sheridan has found another cause to be anti to: Parliamentary Expenses.

Sheridan, who precipitated the first and only Police search warrent for premises within the Holyrood Parliament, is due to stand trial for lying under oath in 2006 at a libel case against the News of the World. He was awarded £200,000 in damages as a result of his contested testimony.

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