BNP Legal Advisor Says Jesus Was Not Jewish

magic mushrooms

Over at Harry’s Place, a discussion about an American film director being defended by the Eurotrash and faux bellwelters of the litterati Left against extradiction for the drugging and sodomizing of a 13 year old girl has descended into one about Jews and Islam.

This is not the purpose of this missive (because, considering the same once happened in a discussion about Alan Coren, it is not surprising). What caught my eye was the appearance of Lee John Barnes (LLB Hons, JJB Sports), legal eagle for the BNP:

Lee John Barnes

29 September 2009, 12:05 pm

The core meaning of Christianity is contained in the Gnostic gospels, not the Bible – the Bible was not written by Christ and the Churches not set up by Christ, both Bible and Churches were products of Constantine and the church of the Holy Roman Empire he set up.

Those who read and use the Bible actually are Constantinians, not Christians, though much of the Bible does relate to Jesus in order to truly understand Jesus you need to read the Gnostic Gospels as well as the Bible. You will then see that much of what the Christian Churches stand for and have done are the anti-thesis of what Christ taught and stood for.

Lee John Barnes

29 September 2009, 12:13 pm

Christ was not an adherent of Judaism, as the Gnostic Gospels will reveal and the Bible reveal, he came to overthrow Judaism and impose his new teachings.

As John M Allegro then says in the annotations, whatever Jesus was, Barnsey is on the mushrooms.

I wonder what the BNP ‘vicar’, Robert “My Minder Will Head-Butt You” West would have to say about this.

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8 Responses to “BNP Legal Advisor Says Jesus Was Not Jewish”

  1. Venichka Says:

    How entertainingly retro!

    He appears to have forgotten to paid any reference to the Gospel according to Dan Brown though.

    He should try adding “My name’s Lee John Barnes, when I do my thing, the crowd go bananas” after every speech (possibly every sentence) he utters – just in case anyone might start thinking that he has been paid by, well, by you know who, to infiltrate the BNP with the intention of discrediting them by making himself look a fool in public repeatedly. A bit of rap after each line should put such foul rumours to death. Nobody thought Derek B was a Zionist Infiltrator, after all.

    (Those lines are, of course, adapted from “The Anfield Rap”, Liverpool FC, 1988 – he may particularly appreciate the final two digits of that year, after all)

  2. enitharmon Says:

    Have you seen Chinatown? Genius!

  3. efrafandays Says:

    Maybe Barnsey prefers Screwdriver.

    I’m lost on the Chinatown reference.

  4. enitharmon Says:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071315/

  5. efrafandays Says:

    It hurts when I laugh.

  6. Barbara Says:

    Don’t you think LJB is actually apost-modern ironic Performance Artist?

  7. efrafandays Says:

    I think it’s more likely he’s a complete and utter nutter.

    Take another mossey on down to Harry’s Place, and see his comparing immigrants to North American crayfish.

  8. Margaret Says:

    Oh, the BNP has theologians on staff, I’d better run out and vote for them then. On second thoughts, no, I am resolved only to vote for new and interesting idiocy and the old chestnut of the gnostic gospels is well past its use-by date.

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